The Cathedral of the Perpetual Bliss has never seen a nun quite
like The Reverend Mother Superior Angela Mercy. She might be prim
and proper and even a bit of a disciplinarian but the girl can
rock a habit like nun other this side of the Vatican.
She takes her role in the church very seriously and will do
anything she can to save a stray sinner from the fiery gates of
Hell. And she just met the next lost sole in line, Michael
O’Malley.
Michael O’Malley is a good ole’ boy who is more faithful to
drinking, brawling and chasing women than to the rules of the
church.
Unless it’s the obligatory Christmas or Easter Mass, you won’t
find him kneeling in the pews of the Cathedral of the Perpetual
Bliss. Michael has never taken religion seriously. But he doesn’t want to challenge the Big Man in the Sky, so he respects the institution. Thus far, he’s managed to avoid stepping foot inside a confessional booth.
But Father Brendan Fitzpatrick, parish priest of The Cathedral of
The Perpetual Bliss, has grown tired of Michael’s philandering,
irreverent ways and decides it’s time to reign in the flock.
There’s only one way to redeem such a degenerate sinner from the powers of darkness. The Father has sent Michael a demand to
appear before the church for confession.
The power of the church can be quite compelling. Fear of going to
confession doesn’t seem quite so bad compared to the alternative
horror of eternal punishment and burning in the flames of hell.
“Hot damn, that doesn’t sound fun,” Michael thought. “Confession, it is!”
He’s certain he can skate through the process unscathed.
Father Fitzpatrick, however, will see to it that this blasphemous
sinner pays his penance! He calls on The Reverend Mother Superior
Angela Mercy to intervene.
After all, she is blessed with certain divine skills related to
matters of the flesh: Certain skills that the good Father knows
all too well, himself having indulged on numerous occasions in
the privacy of the rectory with the dear Sister Angela.
His missionary position is not one that the Diocese approves. But the Father fires back with scripture from the good book. “Let he
who is without sin, cast the first stone.” Then a quick visit to the confessional absolves him of his transgressions.
He joyfully retreats to the candlelit rectory for another
midnight adulterous rendezvous with the luscious Reverend Mother. Ah! Repentance and confession is a beautiful
thing in this age of grace and forgiveness.
Yes, indeed. The Mother Reverend is no stranger to sins of the flesh which is what makes her exactly the right person to deal
with the miscreant Michael O’Malley.
She will extract every torrid detail of Michael’s excessive
worldly appetite and past sexual transgressions.
Her ability to pry confessions from the mouths of worldly sinners
is truly a gift from the heavens and one she uses very, very well. Once Michael has confessed to his libidinous ways, Mother
Reverend completes his spiritual rebirth with her very sacred carnal rituals.
Rapturous joy exudes as kindly Mother Reverend transforms into
rapacious Sister Sin to discipline the poor sinner and exorcise
his demons, leading them both to a paradise of heavenly
jubilation!
